I’m always seeing things in London that I think are totally daft, but this really takes the cake. A few months ago, Canary Wharf closed off the route many people normally take to travel to and from the tube station, and made an alternate route available, which takes one through the foyer of a building.
This building of course had doors - nice revolving ones; actually, AUTOMATED revolving doors - they turn by themselves, and their speed can’t be influenced by anyone pushing any harder. The only problem was that they turned WAY too slowly, so people got frustrated crawling through these instead of passing/walking through in a second as is usual. So you’d see the these doors spinning by themselves, as a steady stream of people headed for the constantly open emergency exits - causing a nice draught to go through the entire building (which is actually the reason for revolving doors - revolving doors were installed in skyrise buildings initially because of the problems with a draught with any other kind of door). Plus, on an extremely windy night, the building would be completely empty, but you’d see the force of the wind setting off the doors, and they’d be spinning in a ghostly manner, with not a soul in sight.
Whoever owns the building did take the hint, though, so they removed the motors, and the doors were then normal revolving doors - push to revolve.
Any praise people had for this change quickly disappeared, as a week later the people noticed that the doors were spinning by themselves again - although this time the doors were indeed moving much faster than earlier. This seemed like a step in the right direction, except that people quickly found out the hard way that the doors had a habit of stopping while people were still inside them, causing them to bang painfully against the doors. Plus, you never knew if the doors were in fact working, but waiting stopped, or if the doors were not working at all. Pushing on the door to activate the door usually took it few seconds to start spinning again. You can imagine what happened next - the doors were again left unused, and the emergency doors were constantly open.
A few weeks later, there were notes posted up saying “Please use the revolving doors” - and as one approached them - lo and behold - the doors would start spinning without you even touching them. They had finally installed proximity sensors, and the doors would keep on turning until it knew everyone was clear.
It’s been some weeks now, and everyone is still using the revolving doors. Whether it’s due to them finally working properly, or people just having plain given up, I don’t know. But this story makes me recall the doors with their pleasing disposition from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”.
Let’s see how long this continues, before they decide to tinker with the doors again….